Fed Joints to Beer Joints

From Fed Joints to Beer Joints

We didn’t start in a boardroom.

We started in federal prison.

What began as a shared vision behind bars turned into a mission on the outside — to build a brewery, create opportunity, and prove your past doesn’t define your future.

Fed Joints to Beer Joints isn’t just merch.

It’s a symbol of transformation, second chances, and building something better.

When you wear it, you’re not just buying a shirt — you’re supporting the journey.

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THE UNDERDOG'S GUIDE TO LIFE

where we don’t sugarcoat reality, we salt it and serve it like fries at Bob’s Burgers, Beer and Belches on a Saturday night. I’m Jack — a cop turned inmate turned jailhouse lawyer, author, factory worker, grandpa, and a guy who’s learned through dumb mistakes, hard lessons, and plenty of laughs that no matter how far you’ve fallen (or how pissed off you are), you can bounce back.

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PROVIDING SECOND CHANCES and MAKING DAMN FINE BEER

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🎵 Song Ghostwriting Services

Real Songs. Real Stories. No Ego Required.

Not everyone wants to be a songwriter — but everyone has a story worth telling. I write custom songs for artists, creators, brands, and real people who want something honest — not AI-generated fluff or cookie-cutter lyrics. You get originality, truth, and a song that sounds like you, not me. I stay invisible.

You take the credit. That’s the deal.

What I Write

Country, Americana, Folk, Blues, Rock, Prison & redemption stories, Humor songs, Emotional & storytelling songs, Brand or promo songs, Personal gift songs (birthdays, anniversaries, tributes)

If it needs heart, grit, or humor — I’m your guy.

🎵 Optional Add-Ons

- Rush delivery (25–50%)
- Demo or vocal guide (pricing varies)
- Multiple-song discounts
- Genre-specific deep dive
- Long-term writing partnership

🎵 Frequently Asked Questions

Who owns the song?
You do. Once paid, the lyrics are yours unless we negotiate royalties.

Will you take credit?
Only if you want me to. Most clients prefer I don’t.

Do you write music or lyrics only?
Primarily lyrics + creative direction. Demos available as add-ons.

Can you match a specific artist’s style?
Yes — without copying or stealing.

Do you use AI?
No. These are written by a human who’s lived a few lives.

🎵 Standard Creative Package — $750

Most popular option

✔ Full custom lyrics
✔ Hook & structure guidance
✔ Melody direction (written guidance)
✔ Up to 2 revisions
✔ Commercial use allowed
✔ 5–10 business day turnaround

Best for:
– Indie artists
– YouTube creators
– Podcast theme songs
– Brand storytelling

You release it. I disappear.

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🎵 Premium Artist Package — $2,500

For serious releases & commercial projects

✔ Full lyrics + song structure
✔ Melody & hook development
✔ Detailed creative direction
✔ Up to 4 revisions
✔ Commercial-release ready
✔ Priority scheduling

Best for:
– Professional artists
– Businesses & campaigns
– Paid music releases

Credit optional. NDA available on request.

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🎵 Why Work With Me?

I’m not a bedroom songwriter pretending to be deep. I’m a former cop, former federal inmate, author, storyteller, and working songwriter who writes songs that sound like real life, not marketing copy. If you want safe, generic, or trendy — I’m not your guy. If you want truth, humor, grit, or heart — let’s talk.

🎵 Starter / Indie Package — $250

Perfect for personal projects or first-time clients

✔ Custom original lyrics
✔ One clear theme or story
✔ One revision
✔ Delivered in clean lyric format
✔ 5–7 business day turnaround

Best for:
– Personal songs
– Gifts
– Social media projects
– Non-commercial use

You own the lyrics. No credit required.

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🎵 Executive / Pro Package — Starting at $5,000

For labels, brands, and high-visibility releases

✔ Fully customized song project
✔ Unlimited revisions (within scope)
✔ Commercial & licensing flexibility
✔ NDA standard
✔ Optional royalty or co-write negotiations

Best for:
– Labels
– Major brand campaigns
– High-budget releases

Pricing finalized after consultation.

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