T-shirts are the last form of communication that doesn’t require Wi-Fi. You put one on, and you’re saying something—usually: “I didn’t feel like ironing a button-down, and I have a torso.”
This is a Prison Break Brewery T-shirt. It’s comfortable. It fits like it should—not too tight, not too baggy—just right for real life.
Printed in high-definition ink that won’t flake off the first time you walk past a grill. Made from 100% cotton, so it breathes—because if you’re out in the middle of July, you’re going to need it.
Pre-shrunk, so it won’t turn into a crop top the first time it hits the dryer… unless that’s the look you’re going for. In which case, we’ve got other questions.
Style: Classic crew neck (because V-necks are for people who own yachts).
Color: Dark enough to hide the mustard stain from that 2:00 AM gas station hot dog.
