Prison Break Brewery Mug
This is a Prison Break Brewery Mug.
It’s sturdy. The handle fits a real human hand—not a porcelain doll’s.
It holds enough caffeine to jump-start a dead battery… or help you understand why Ma Crow thinks the radio is talking directly to her.
It’s ceramic—which is basically just dirt that got invited to a very hot party.
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Capacity: Big enough to hold your coffee—and your dignity.
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Durability: Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Existential dread safe.
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Bonus Use: Also works for soup, whiskey, or storing the teeth you took back from the dog.
Built on second chances. Drink accordingly.
